Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Horoscope for March 6, 2007

"Pirates are your role model and inspiration, because today you need all the speed, vigor and relentless antiauthoritarian energy you can muster. Tilt your hat, set your sails and be as irrepressible as you can be. "

5 comments:

ryan said...

by "antiauthoritarian energy" they must mean a "penchant for sodomy" (how's the book, by the way?)

Katie said...

Adorable.

cjb said...

To: The Internet
Re: ryan

Not a statement about MY penchant for sodomy. He gave me a book about sodomy and pirates, called, in fact, 'Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition.' A very dessicated look at what should be an AWESOME topic.

ryan said...

to: the internet
re: intent

while the pirate tradition is a long thread of enthusiastic pederasty (according to barry r. burg), this is where all comparisons between piracy and miss brenner diverge. i appologize for my regretful misrepresentation (or my, if you will, arrrrrtifice).

cjb said...

Thanks buddy!