But I went to Cologne, and then Lisa came to London, and stuff happened, and then I went to Florence, and things have been busy. There's whole essays I want to write, and pictures to post, but I want to do it right. In the meanwhile:
Jack the Ripper Tours Attended: None.
Indian Meals Consumed: 3 Discounts obtained? 1
Nando's Visits Arranged: 3 Discounts obtained? 3
Giraffes Observed: 2
Glassware Permanently Borrowed: 12 Pitchers: 1
Sleepless nights: Stansted airport, Cologne falafel, computer lab camp outs, computer lab dance-ins, drinking in the streets, stealing from Brick Lane, becoming my flatmate's connection, the parking structure bathroom across from Galilei International airport
Hours on bus/train/plane (Approx): 20
Surliest Passport Control Gaurds: Italy.
Best Bread: Germany.
Passport Control Gaurds Requiring the Most Tearful Apologies to Obtain Entry: Stansted.
Most Horrible Men: Italy.
Tallest Population (Observed): Germany.
Countries Host to Most Yoel Doppelgangers: Italy! Hi, Sal!
Number of Syracuse Students Encountered (Approx): 20
Number of American Tourists Scorned: Legion.
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Most Horrible Men: Italy.
Countries Host to Most Yoel Doppelgangers: Italy!
I'm going to try hard not to take this the wrong way.
He was from california, thus not an italian. All is well.
You forgot to write bears observed. I think this is more important.
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